🎭 Who am I? — by Her Grace, The Duchess of Wigglesworth
Darlings, before you press play, a little context — because no Duchess should be misunderstood.
You see, I wasn’t born a Duchess — heavens, no! Once upon a time, I was just a Bucket (or “Bouquet,” if you’re posh or delusional). Then came a Duke, a title, and a maid who pities me daily. And now here I stand — wrapped in satin, draped in delusion, and desperately trying to remember who I was before the wigs took over.
This isn’t just a song; it’s a full-blown identity crisis in 3/4 time — with sequins. So fluff your feathers, pour yourself something sparkling, and prepare to wiggle along as I ask life’s greatest question…
Who — who — who am I?
With a gloved hand on the quill and an arched brow toward the Duke,
Her Grace, The Duchess of Wigglesworth
